S02 - Beating your problems

Max's Starting Questions:

Who is Saint Vitruvio?
What is the reference here to the "Dark lord in Vitruvio's Church"?
1. Is the cathedral taken over by something?

Session Summary

Blood-thirsty Drakkenguard leave no quarter in their assault against The Queen's Thugs
- Three of the bandits managed to escape. Who knows what goods they managed to take with them...
Dear Weela was knocked down, but I was able to call on the ancient forces of my people to restore life to her
It was brave Echo who dealt savage blows against the bandit leader and felled him
After the fight, I sang songs of glory and Orcish valor to restore the weary
- Krual zatal laugshat! Fik shum fik, nar! Dur auga ukh dur! Fik shum fik, nar! Mi maaz snu Krual...
  - Trans: Chief So Evil! Big Eye Go Big! Bad Greatly Bad, No! Cat Better Than Chief
- Possibly, while I was singing, the party split up to investigate the grounds
  - Echo went underground and attempted to gain entry into the gateway, but was delayed by a lock
    - In the tunnels, he heard the crackle of fire, the whisper of wind, and the cackle of a madman
    - He smashed the lock over and over again with a brick, but then used his mighty Flaming Sword to break open the lock
  - Argoth and Weela ALLEGEDLY were able to recover the Immovable Rod from the statue of Saint Tarna
    - Weela discovered a padlocked grate behind the statue, and unfortunately broke her lockpick, and was unable to get in further